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points 2/5/2019
One day 2 blondes were talking. Blonde 1 says "guess
what! I just had sex with a Brazilian guy!" Blonde 2 replies "OMG you ! how many is a Brazilian?"
3 Comments, 20 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score |
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Marriage Game 2/5/2019
My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship
like some kind of game!” <br><br>
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance!!!!!!!
1 Comments, 18 Views,
7 Votes
,3.55 Score |
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Penis Book 2/5/2019
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do
you have that book for men with small penises?" <br><br>
The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't
know if it's in yet." <br><br>
The man replies, "Yes, that's the one."
2 Comments, 27 Views,
6 Votes
,4.79 Score |
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Silly but funny... 2/4/2019
<br><br> Q: What can a put behind her ears to make her sexy? A: Her knees.
<br><br> Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
A: Sex. <br><br> Q: What do you it when you have oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex with your all in the same night? A: The fucking
cycle. ...
2 Comments, 19 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score |
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Some more jokes for the bar 2/4/2019
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! <br><br>
Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!
<br><br>
Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during
sex? A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source. ...
1 Comments, 19 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score |
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MR MAN 2/4/2019
Mr Tickle found his soul mate Tess. <br><br>
He asked her to marry him.. She agreed on condition that she did not have to take his
surname!
1 Comments, 22 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score |
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Few more good ones... 1/30/2019
What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer?
A can wash her crack and resell it. <br><br>
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of
the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. <br><br>
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking?
She’s gonna eat me! <br><br> Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
14 Votes
,2.66 Score |
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The moral of the story is... 1/28/2019
There was a young couple engaged to be married, one day the
man found himself alone in the kitchen with his future mother
in law. She was exceptionally attractive like his future
wife. His future father in law had just left for the store,
and took his with him. They were both alone and
he could sense this strange sexual chemistry building.
<br><br> "I'd like to ask you ...
3 Comments, 63 Views,
11 Votes
,4.10 Score |
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Photoshop by Fran 1/27/2019
Come on Fran in Cyber Dating Online Naughty Community you need to so go back
to Art School . Your Photoshopping is is so bad in 99% of all
your postings on that group. You really like to doctor up
the pictures with the white for FAKE CUM .LOL . I mean really
, just because I called you on it in the group you band me.
WHAT A JOKE! HA HA HA
1 Comments, 37 Views,
12 Votes
,2.09 Score |
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Would you rather: 1/27/2019
1. Give up on oral sex, or 2. Give up on eating cheese..??? <br><br>
You must pick one and only one.. Thanks
2 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score |
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Fighting 1/23/2019
Nine-year- Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody
nose... ..., black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his
father was patching him up, he asked his what happened. <br><br>
"Well, Dad, " said Aaron, "I challenged
Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
<br><br> ...
1 Comments, 19 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score |
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How it really is 1/23/2019
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage
to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom,
"Do you take this man to be your husband." <br><br>
And she said, "I do." <br><br>
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman
to be your wife, ...
3 Comments, 83 Views,
15 Votes
,3.28 Score |
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Oh what a day! 1/22/2019
Guy wakes up the morning and tries to get ready for work and
discovers that there is no hot water. The superintendent
tells him the problem will be fixed later that day but there
will be no hot water to shower with. He says to himself "today
is not my day". He leaves for work and as he is driving,
he blows a flat tire. He says to himself "today is just
not my day". He ...
1 Comments, 128 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score |
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Superman, beware! 1/22/2019
Superman was flying high in the sky when spots Wonder Woman
down below on a beach, wearing sleeping goggles, lying
on her back completely nude with legs spread apart. 'She
must be sun bathing' he thought to himself. Anyways
the temptation was too much so flies down and does his thing
and takes off in nothing flat. Wonder Woman then says to
the Invisible Man " Is something wrong ...
1 Comments, 113 Views,
9 Votes
,1.72 Score |
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Relatives 1/21/2019
What’s worse than ants in your pants? <br><br>
Uncles.
1 Comments, 17 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score |
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Doctor visit 1/20/2019
A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. <br><br>
“The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news. I’m
afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’
<br><br>
Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’ <br><br>
Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.'”
1 Comments, 27 Views,
15 Votes
,2.98 Score |
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Just want Sex 1/20/2019
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2 Comments, 15 Views,
8 Votes
,1.16 Score |
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points 1/18/2019
need points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 Comments, 15 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score |
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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? 1/16/2019
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a GREAT year.
1 Comments, 19 Views,
10 Votes
,2.99 Score |
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Why do women wear makeup & perfume? 1/16/2019
Because they smell bad & they're ugly.
1 Comments, 16 Views,
5 Votes
,0.21 Score |
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Where are you from 1/16/2019
A group of heavy set women are sitting at the corner of a bar,
the bar tender goes over to take their order and immediately
notices their accent. In an effort to make small talk he
asks “oh where are you ladies from? Scotland?” The
ladies look at him with a mean glare, scoff and respond “Wales”
With that the bartender apologizes “ I sorry where
are you Whales from? Scotland?”
2 Comments, 31 Views,
9 Votes
,3.64 Score |
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Secret Service get excited 1/13/2019
President Trump was leaving the White
House for a rally. As he was walking from the West Wing to
the limo, a derange assassin jump out and took aim. A rooking
Secret Service agent drew his gun and yelled "Mickey
Mouse". The assassin, startled, hesitated and was
shot by other agents. The lead agent grabbed the rookie
and asked him what happened. The rooking shrugged ...
1 Comments, 62 Views,
6 Votes
,2.80 Score |
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Duck and pig 1/12/2019
A man walks into his house carrying a duck 🦆 in his arms
and says “So this is the pig I have been fucking.” His
wife with a look of confusion responds “That’s a duck
you dumb shit” and the man simply responds “I wasn’t
talking to you”
2 Comments, 29 Views,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score |
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quick 1/6/2019
knock knock
2 Comments, 39 Views,
10 Votes
,0.80 Score |
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Whats Common 1/5/2019
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? <br><br>
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
0 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score |
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Cinderella 1/2/2019
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? <br><br>
She gagged.
2 Comments, 7 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score |
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SexEd 1/2/2019
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class,
I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions
as you can think of for having sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well,
John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very
good, John, very ...
1 Comments, 106 Views,
14 Votes
,2.98 Score |
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I never remember the punch line 1/2/2019
Maybe it is because I am lazy or that the jokes I hear are not
that funny, but I never remember longer jokes or I forget
the punch lines. Anytime someone asks for a joke this is
the only one I can remember. <br><br>
-How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? -"How Many?" -Two, but don't you wonder how they got in there?
2 Comments, 21 Views,
11 Votes
,2.23 Score |
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lights off when having sex 12/31/2018
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those
30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please
her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years
she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip
the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She
said "I knew it, asshole, explain the ...
3 Comments, 75 Views,
14 Votes
,4.74 Score |
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Why did I get divorced? 12/31/2018
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish
me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my .
I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me
a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,
"Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to
her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you ...
1 Comments, 58 Views,
12 Votes
,4.74 Score |