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FATHER 8/31/2007 >A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. >The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. >The man who was a priest said, I am 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MATING BULLS 8/22/2007 > A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they > stopped at was the breeding bulls. > > They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that > said, "This bull mat 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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REMEDY FOR GOING BALD 8/20/2007 During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HONORABLE 8/15/2007 Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their are. The first one tells her friends, "My is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Subject: DICTIONARY 8/2/2007 > >DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: >>40-ish...................................49. >>Adventurous........................Slept with everyone. >>Athletic.................................No 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How would you like to be an egg? 5/18/2007 >If you think YOUR life is bad..... > >How would you like to be an egg? > > > >You only get laid once. > >You only get eaten once. > >It takes four minutes to get hard. > >Only two minutes to get soft 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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language skills 4/27/2007 A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. T 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Definition of Love. 4/27/2007 How do I know when I'm in love? When no sacrifice is too big, no distance is too great. When every time I think of her, I feel happier than the moment before. When I see her in everything I do and eve 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Magic Of Love 4/27/2007 The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dreaming 4/27/2007 I used to dream of eyes so blue And loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights And how gracious they would be. I used to dream of how I wouldn’t settle For anything less 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MARKETING 4/27/2007 >> The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, >> people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." >> Well, here it is: >> 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New bike 4/5/2007 For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ", we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280, 000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can a 0 Comments, 194 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three nuns 4/4/2007 Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to 0 Comments, 164 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Curtain Rods 3/30/2007 The Curtain Rods She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, sh 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MALE STRIPPERS 3/30/2007 Male Strippers Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer ca 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes | |
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buying lingerie 3/29/2007 PS short story for you. A husband walks into " Victoria's Secret" to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities ranging from $250 to $500 in pric 0 Comments, 195 Views, 0 Votes |
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