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Intercourse Etiquette and Decency [ For Us Males ] 11/2/2008 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A p 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
3 Brazilian Soldiers 6/24/2008 Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, 'And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.' 'OH NO!' Mr. Bush exclaims. 'That's terrible!' His staff sits 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
Marraige & The Y-Chromosome 6/15/2008 The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome. Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
Who's The Boss 4/1/2008 All the organs All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge, " said the brain , "Because I run all the body's 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
Philosophy of sex 1/13/2008 Philosophy of sex "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
Lesbian Frogs 5/10/2007 What did the one lesbian frog tell the other lesbian frog? IT TRUE!!! - we do taste like chicken 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
Two Prostitutes 5/10/2007 Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO prostitUTES... $150.00." A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladi 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
Still lookin' 4/25/2007 Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She:"Oh that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. Sh 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
Taking A Woman To Bed 4/2/2007 Taking a woman to bed What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- Y 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes |
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