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NEVER BE TOO HONEST….
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Posted:Sep 5, 2010 11:49 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2010 5:44 pm
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Always Remember …
STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
The long weekend at the lake and I am bored it's cold and windy and no one is around.
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
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do you need a dick to be a dick?
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Posted:Sep 3, 2010 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2010 5:27 pm
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I am usually pretty chipper and positive but today I had enough. Could be this tooth ache I ve had for 13 days combined with not eating for as long and waiting for the dentist to do something about it. But this was just too much.
Today I had to deal with a car issue. Keep in mid the repairs needed were caused by a man not by a me. I went to pick my car up at the garage and was dealing with the typical male car guy. He tried to get me to sign off on work completed to my satisfaction without letting me see the work fist. So when I asked to see the car fist he tossed my keys across the counter and told me I could find it somewhere out in the parking lot. So off I went in search of my car. I noticed a few minor things I was not happy about so I drove it closer to the shop door to show the gentlemen behind the counter. When I got back inside the shop and looked back at my car, now fully visible and not parked between two other cars I noticed a major problem. The door was two shades of grey. One much darker than the other and the transition line right down the center of the door. I pointed this out to the gentlemen and he mad a slight noise like he was irritated with me. I think if you have work done the paint should at least match. He went outside to take a closer look. Then he proceeded to use big garage type words and give me a run down of how they go about this kind of repair. At one point he said when you paint metal and plastic your going to get two different shades of the same color. I stopped him there because as far as my female pea sized brain goes a door is one solid piece. Be it metal or plastic depending on the car. So I asked the gentlemen you mean to tell me the front part of the door panel is metal and the back is plastic? He had noting to say and just walked away from me. I went back inside and was told by the girl behind the counter that he had to go to a meeting........WTF is that. I am usually very calm and polite in these sort of situations but come on what was that. Did I have stupid written on my forehead. I asked to speak to someone else. No one was available to help me. So I waited and waited till finally I got to speak to yet another man. This man
tried to tell me the very same thing, can they not see what I see, And to top it all off he said perhaps I should have my husband deal with these matters. I can take a lot but everyone has a breaking point. This was just uncalled for. Then I proceeded to have kinda an outer body experience. I could see myself going off and hear myself but could not stop. This is so unlike me but why say something so stupid. Maybe I should have a man deal with this!!! I agree a woman needs a man for some things, like pissing her off, showing her the wrong way to do something, the occasional orgasm but f**k come on buddy. Needles to say I got no where guess I need a dick to be a dick!
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compliments.
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Posted:Sep 2, 2010 10:45 am
Last Updated:Sep 4, 2010 5:16 am
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was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said “Parking Fine”
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make me
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Posted:Aug 26, 2010 6:34 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2011 5:40 pm
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SMILE
A smile costs nothing but gives much. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.
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finally the answer we've been waiting for!
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Posted:Aug 25, 2010 2:49 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2010 8:50 pm
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking
a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is
frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"I guess we answered that question."
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Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't
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Posted:Aug 24, 2010 2:40 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2010 3:09 pm
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I need you to whip it out by 5:00!
Mind if I use your laptop?
Put this in my box before you leave.
I want it on my desk now!
Hmm.. I think I'm out of fluid.
My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish!
It's an entry level position.
When do you think you'll be getting off today?
It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!
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