Bit about me. First and foremost, I am sarcastic. Not a little bit, not in select company, always. I will likely die with a sarcastic comment on my lips. Probably directed at the cause of said death. Sometimes it's mean, sometimes it's not. Roll the dice. I based my life as a sarcasmist on Mssrs. S.L. Clemens, Rick Blaine from Casablanca, Chris Knight in Real Genius and.Joe Slovak in Gross Anatomy. If you don't know the references, then shame shame. I am an avid and eclectic reader. I am usually reading 2 to 3 books at any given time. Stephen King, John Grisham, Michael Connelly, Jean Auel, Anne Rice, Louis L'amour, Preston and , LotR, GoT, Piers Anthony, classic works, WWII and Vietnam non-fic, Star Wars books, all of these and more. It's easier to ask me what I don't read than what I do. I like to write as well. Check out my stories here on the AFF blog/stories links. If you do read them, please leave feedback: rate them, comments, requests, whatever. I really do want to hear from you. As you might tell from above, I am a huge movie buff. If it's not a sarcastic comment, it's a movie line or reference, and likely a sarcastic one at that. I would need to do a full essay concerning my movie tastes, so better to inquire within. I am a console gamer as well. As per my age, I grew up with the oldest game systems, and I have no issue proclaiming my affinity for playing video games. Sports and RPG's are mostly my thing, and how I spend most of my free time. I enjoy puns immensely. A well crafted pun can bring out great laughter, but I don't overlook simple style puns either. I also am down for dark humor. Absolutely nothing is too far over the line for me. Funny is funny. Onto the more lascivious and most likely salient details, I'm a (*gasp*) married man looking for some NSA discreet fun, be it physical or online. I'm looking for women or couples to play with. As you can tell from my test below, I'm a voyeur/exhibitionist first, so I am completely okay with swapping pics and vids. More to the one-on-one (or more), I am more of a Dom, and am just settling into my rougher, sadist side. Meaning, I am more than willing to be your Master, complete with the bondage, spanking, and other accoutrements of the lifestyle. I have only recently delved into the more physical aspects of S&M, but have quickly come to enjoy being the inflictor of pain if that is what you want. All that being said, everything I do will be to give you the most satisfaction possible, be it rough, vanilla, or a combination. I have face and body pics in my private feed. Feel free to add me if you want to see those. Contact me if you are interested or if you have any questions. :) No question is too kinky and few will go unanswered. I hope you are having a good day and can't wait to hear from you. == Results from bdsmtest == 100% Exhibitionist 100% Voyeur 93% Non-monogamist 87% Dominant 64% Sadist 62% Primal (Hunter) 58% Owner 58% Brat tamer 58% Experimentalist 57% Rigger 53% Master/Mistress 47% Vanilla 46% Ageplayer 42% Daddy/Mommy 41% Degrader 39% Switch 5% Submissive 3% Brat 2% Boy/Girl 1% Rope bunny 1% Primal (Prey) 1% Slave 1% Pet 0% Degradee 0% Masochist

My Ideal Person I don't really have age or body type limits, taking everything on a case-by-case basis. Body weight, blemishes, and other societal imperfections are in no way dealbreakers. I am fairly fit, but I'm not always in the best shape and don't expect everyone else to be either, as long as they are comfortable with themselves.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
N/A

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Fisting

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
N/A

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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