I'm me. I'm fine. Content. Living life to the averagest. Coming up the life ladder one bullshit rung at a time. I like sex. Too cheap to buy all that freaky shit....$94 dildo?!? F that. Keep your fifty shades I'll keep my fifty bucks. Willing to do just about anything though. No gay stuff but don't care if men are naked nearby occasionally when ur fucking with multiple partners a ball or penis tip is going to find u one way or another. Gotta take one for the team. It's fine. My dick is big enough. Ppl doubt cuz I'm short, then I pull it out. Love the look on their faces. Makes up for all the short jokes I have to hear. Hmu if ur not bullshittin and ur all about getting it in. I hate chatting about it for weeks. Do or u don't. Don't talk about it, be about it.

My Ideal Person Just be cool. Not too chatty but social. Don't act like a money hungry, selfish whore. Be a woman not a gross chick. Show interest in someone else other than yourself. Be kind and fair. Open minded. If you are open sexually cool. If not, tell me it's cool also. Just tell me where u stand. No secrets, no lies, no bs. Just get to the point.